| A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother. "I didn't know you could make tea," said mum taking a sip. "Yes, I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup. But I couldn't find the strainer, so I used the fly swatter." ''What!'' exclaimed mum, choking on her tea. ''Oh, don't worry. I didn't use the new fly swatter. I used the old one." |