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    Theek Hai - Prime Minister Manmohan Singh

    It is a pro North Indian Budget - Shiv Sena spokesperson

    I demand complete rollback of Union Budget - Mamta Banerjee

    I will give 4.5 stars to Union Budget - Taran Adarsh

    It is not good for middle class. I wished P Chidambaram had seen my shopping list - A middle class wife

    The Union Budget is a blow to Modi - NTDV news anchor

    I don't care; I have a boyfriend - a girl recently proposed by a boy on Valentine's day.

    Though the budget is not good and is anti-poor but we support it to keep communal forces away from power - Mulayam Singh Yadav

    It is a game changer - Rahul Gandhi

    I knew this type of budget will come but when it will come I did not know - Home Minister Shusil Kumar Shinde

    The budget is 90% idiot - Justice Katju

    There is nothing in Union Budget for Marathi Manoos - MNS spokesperson

    Beautiful Budget. Kiss to Chidu - KRK

    It is a corrupt budget. It will not help in bringing back black money - Baba Ramdev

    I will expose the budget - Arvind Kejriwaal

    Just like 2G scam, it is a zero loss budget - Kapil Sibal

    Thanks to Shri Rajeev Gandhi for the wonderful union budget - Congress spokesperson

    We are planning to hold an internal debate between our PM candidates and will then react - BJP spokesperson

    I did not listen to P Chidambaram as I was feeling nostalgic - President Pranab Mukherjee

    It is an anti-dalit and a Manuwadi budget - Mayawati

    Fundamentals of budget are strong. In long term stock market will give good returns - An Indian stock market analyst
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