| A bald man goes to a Doctor and asks him about hair replacement treatment, the doctor tells him that hair replacement is very expensive, but there is a cheaper alternative, and he tells him to go home and rub his head against his wife's pussy twice a day. So, the man does so, and within two weeks he is surprised to see an inch of fresh growth of hair growing on his head, soon, all his friends are asking him what he did to make his hair grow back, so he tells them. Soon, he is telling every bald man he sees, one night he goes to the cinema and is sitting behind a man who is totally bald, so he taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around and he has got a full beard and moustache. The first man looks at him and says, "You dirty bastard." |