Motor Bike AccidentWhile riding my motorbike, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when...
Beer ConventionThere`s a beer convention in town, and all the CEOs from all the beer companes are there. During a break between seminars, a few of them went down to the hotel bar for a drink. The Anheuser Busch CEO says to the bartender...
Never Trust A FartTwo doctors are in front of their clinic about to go in when they see a man hobbling down the street towards them. The first doctor says, "I bet that poor chap is suffering from a hernia...
Everyone Has to Live!!!At a party attended by many celebrities, a gray-haired veteran walked up to the stage with a cane and took his seat.
The host asked, "Do you still go to the doctor often?"
The veteran replied...
I'm No Longer A VirginWhile the family was having their dinner, the little girl wasn`t eating. After a few moments, she said, "I have something to tell you people."
Silence around the table.
"I`m no longer a virgin...