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![Girl: Talk dirty to me.<br/>
Boy: Cough on me, you nasty virus infected slut!]()
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![Wife: Honey the vacuum is not sucking.<br/>
Husband: Frustrating isn't it!]()
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![Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!]()
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![Girlfriend: Babu Mere Alawa Tumhari Koi Aur Girlfriend Toh Nahi Hai Na?<br/>
Boyfriend: Baby Suck Karo Shak Nahi!]()
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![Always trust the man who buys you lingerie rather than the man who buys you roses.<br/>
The former is at least honest about his intentions!]()
Upload to Facebook Always trust the man who buys you lingerie rather than the man who buys you roses.
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![Masks are going to be just like condoms.<br/>
You don't like wearing them, but you keep one on you just in case they don't let you in without one!]()
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![When she doesn't want to have sex, `I have a headache` has to be absolutely acceptable to me.<br/>
But when I don't want to do the dishes or take the trash out and I say `I have a headache`, I'm being unsupportive.<br/>
Double standards!]()
Upload to Facebook When she doesn't want to have sex, `I have a headache` has to be absolutely acceptable to me.
But when I don't want to do the dishes or take the trash out and I say `I have a headache`, I'm being unsupportive.
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![Masks are apparently the new bra.<br/>
They are uncomfortable, you only wear them in public and when you don't wear one everyone notices!]()
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They are uncomfortable, you only wear them in public and when you don't wear one everyone notices! -
![Women are more talkative than men, just because they got 2 pairs of lips!]()
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![Orgasms are like cooking. I could do it myself, but prefer someone else doing it for me!]()
Upload to Facebook Orgasms are like cooking. I could do it myself, but prefer someone else doing it for me!
