I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood.
All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then, it was too late.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Women like quiet men because they think they are listening.