An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits, and then complain that he's not the same man she married?
She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it’s self-defense.
Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.
Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.