A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
Men are two types: alive and ....married.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
An errant wife is like a jigsaw puzzle. When you come home and find a piece missing, you don't quite get the picture.