The best beer

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    After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Señor, I would like the world`s best beer, a Corona."
    The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I`d like the best beer in the world, give me `The King Of Beers`, a Budweiser."
    The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I`d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
    He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
    The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
    The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren`t you drinking a Guinness?"
    The Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren`t drinking beer, neither will I."
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