| A doctor warned an ageing telly star, "I think you ought to stop taking sleeping pills every night, they`re habit-forming, you know." "Don`t be silly," patient said. "I`v been taking them every night now for twenty years and they haven`t become a habit yet." |
Height of wait ! Santa and Banta decide to go picnicking one day. When they get there, they realize they`ve forgotten the whisky. Banta says he go and get it if he promises not to...