Hemophiliac?

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    A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.
    "Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.
    "Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?"
    "Well," the doctor answered, "hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much you lose when you have your period?" the doctor inquired.
    After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, "Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess."
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