| A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he will be working in. He walks past a room where a man is vigorously masturbating non-stop, and asks the doctor why was the man doing such a thing out in the open? The doctor replies, "Oh he has a medical condition where the sperm builds up so quickly in his body, he has to masturbate constantly or he will explode." "Oh, I see," says the intern. They walk past another room where the intern sees a man laying on a stretcher getting a blow job from a nurse. Again, he asks the doctor "What's up with that?" The doctor says, "Same condition, better medical plan." |
Mom's a Whore The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother... 
Doggy Style A man returns home from work and enters through the kitchen door. He sees his wife on her hands and knees scrubbing... 
