| One winter day, Adam's neighbor Joe, came up to Adam's door and started pounding on it with a great deal of anger. Adam came to the door to see a red faced Joe screaming obscenities. Joe: That @#$%^&* son of yours has been pissing in my snow bank!!!!! Adam: How do you know it was my son? Joe: That @#$%^&* son of yours wrote his name in the snow!!!! Adam: Well.. I'll speak to him about it, but I gotta tell you, I'm not sure what your so fired up about, is it really that bad? Joe: (screaming): What I'm most angry about is it's my daughters handwriting!!! |
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