| This guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. A few minutes later the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy if he knew what he wanted. The guy says, "I'd like a quickie." The waitress flushes and says, "That's not funny. Now, what would you like to order." The guys says, "I'd really like a quickie." The waitress angrily storms off after this. Another customer overheard the conversation. He leans over and says to the guy, "I think that it's pronounced quiche..." |
Black Snow A lady goes on vacation alone to the Caribbean wishing her husband had been able to join her. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate lovemaking... 
New Husband In a small town in the old country the Rabbi died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married... 
Down The Toilet A young couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the... 
Sexual Needs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy... 
Grass Sandwich At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this... 
