| Santa is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, Santa doesn`t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire Santa`s privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised and flattered, Santa thanks the midget and starts to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?" Again Santa is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on Santa`s balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I`ll jump off the ladder!" |
A Penguin Banta is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has hundred rupees, so they kick him out. Banta goes to the next one. But, since he only has hundred rupees, he gets kicked out again.
The Pretzel hold Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal.