| While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What`s that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful... I had tennis elbow once." |
A Penguin Banta is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has hundred rupees, so they kick him out. Banta goes to the next one. But, since he only has hundred rupees, he gets kicked out again.
The Pretzel hold Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal.