| Santa`s wife gave birth to their fourth child. He is to get the child`s birth registered at the Registrar of births and Deaths. He is given the requiste form to fill. He fills data in the form as under: Mother: Indian. Father: Indian Child: Chinese." "How come, you write "Chinese" when both parents are Indians?", the clerk at the Office asks. "Aah, Santa reads newspaper everyday. I read only the other day that every 4th person born on the Earth now is Chinese." |
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