| Banta was once visiting London. After a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of London, he found himself needing a toilet badly. After a long search he could not find any, and eventually couldn’t control and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself. Once he had just started, a police official approached him, Hey, What do you think you re doing here? Banta: sorry I have to "Pee" Officer: No PP here okay? Follow me... The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.... Officer: Pee here.. have a nice day. Banta: Oh sir ... that is very nice of you, is this English courtesy ? Officer: No... This is Indian Embassy !! |
Banta s Phd. Banta got tired of being the butt of jokes so he decided to do PhD. While looking out for a unique subject to write his thesis on, he saw a cockroach walking around... 
Fishy! Excited, Santa fired up the motor and headed out to sea. When they got a little way out, he told Banta to fill up a bucket and taste the water.