Sandwiches!!

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    Sandwiches!!
    Santa and Banta went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
    The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can`t eat your own sandwiches here!"
    They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
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