| Santa and his son were visiting America for the very first time. Santa was at a Local Food store going up and down the aisles with his son. Santa asked, "What is this?? Santa`s son, "Powdered orange juice" Santa, "Powdered orange juice??" Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice." A few minutes later, in a different aisle Santa asked again, "And what is this?? Son, "Powdered milk" Santa, "Powdered milk??" Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!" A few minutes later, in a different aisle... Santa, "And give a look here!! Baby Powder !! What a country, What a country!" |
Hijack!! Santa arrived in his village from Amritsar in a very sombre mood. His clothes were torn and the geography his body was like a picturesque place affected by earthquake, which had uprooted almost evrything.