| Three guys - Santa, Banta and Ramta - are working on a high-rise building project. Ramta falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Santa says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Banta says, "OK, I am pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I will do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a 6-pack of beer. Santa says, "Where did you get that, Banta?" "Ramta`s wife gave it to me." "That is unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" Banta says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Ramta widow. She said, `No, I am not a widow.’ and I said, ‘Wanna bet me a six-pack?’" |
Banta s Phd. Banta got tired of being the butt of jokes so he decided to do PhD. While looking out for a unique subject to write his thesis on, he saw a cockroach walking around... 
Fishy! Excited, Santa fired up the motor and headed out to sea. When they got a little way out, he told Banta to fill up a bucket and taste the water.