| "Throw the baby down!" shouted the fireman to a woman on top of a blazing building. "I won`t!" she yelled back. "You might drop him!" “No, I won`t!" he shouted back. "I m a professional goalkeeper!" Reassured, the woman dropped her baby to the footballer, who immediately bounced the child three times and kicked him over the garden wall...! |
Jurassic Park! Banta went to see the movie Jurassic Park, which was running to packed houses in Chandigarh. One of the shots showed the dinosaurs running directly towards the audience and Banta lowered... 
Reverse gear ! Banta bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandhar to meet his friend.