| A Man was asked: How was your job interview yesterday? Man: Well, I entered the office, found a man sitting on a large black leather chair with feet resting on the table... He pointed towards his laptop, asked me to take it and go outside, then come back and try to sell him the laptop. He thought himself to be actor Leonardo Di Caprio of "The wolf of wall street" movie. So I took the laptop and left. FRIEND: Left...!! Then what? Man: Nothing!! Thirty minutes later he called me up... begging me to return his laptop to him because all his work and important documents were in it. So I asked him: Will you buy it ?? |
| A girl was practicing the piano when suddenly there was loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a cop. "What's the matter?" she asked. "Where's the body?" demanded the officer. "What are you talking about?" "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart is being butchered to pieces in this house." |
| A divine healer in a Kerala church called out, "Anyone with special needs who wants to be prayed for, come forward to the front." Hearing that, Kunjappan, got in line and when it was his turn the Pastor asked, "Kunjappan, what do you want me to pray for you?" Kunjappan replied, "Pastor, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The Pastor put one finger of one hand on Kunjappan's ear, placed his other hand on top of Kunjappan's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the Pastor removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Kunjappan, how is your hearing now?" Kunjappan answered, "I don't know. My hearing is actually next Thursday at the Ernakulam High Court!!!" |
| Shashi Tharoor gets a call from his Nepali watchman on the intercom. Watchman: Ooh shabji, aapshe koi milne aaya hai. Andar bhej du ? Shashi Tharoor: Kaun hai ? Gurkha: Sharapova ! Shashi Tharoor: Yes Yes ! Jaldi bhej do !! Tharoor sets his hair, puts on perfume while eagerly waiting for tennis sensation. And then... gurkha walks in with Sharad Pawar. |