Try A New Sex Position

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    After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested that they vary their positions.

    "For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheel barrel. Lift her legs from behind and off you go."

    The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home.

    "Well, okay," the hesitant wife agreed, "but on two conditions - First, if it hurts, you will stop right away. And second," she continued, "you have to promise we won't go past my mother's house."
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