| Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He said, "Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table." She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her "private parts." After a couple of minutes he asked, "How does that feel?" "Wonderful," she replied, "But the discharge is from the ear." |