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Pappu attended a horse auction with his father, Santa. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Pappu asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
Santa replied, "Because I'm buying horses. I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Pappu looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away."
"Why?" said Santa.
"Because Banta uncle stopped by yesterday, I think he wants to buy Mom."
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