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After having died and gone to Hell, Joe is sitting on a rock, depressed. The Devil is passing by, sees Joe, and asks "Why are you so depressed?"
Joe's reply is, "Look, I died, I ended up in Hell, you figure it out!"
"It's not that bad here, you know." says old pointed tail. "You like to drink?"
"Well yeah, I like to get drunk now and again."
"See, every Monday is open bar, all you and drink. How about smoking, any kind of cigar or pipe or tobacco you want on Tuesdays."
"OK. Maybe. I do like a good cigar now and then."
"Good, Good. How about gambling? You like to gamble? Casino Day on wednesdays. And all the Drugs you can do on Thursdays."
"Sounds good." Joe says. "What about Fridays?"
"Well, are you gay?" questions the Devil.
"NO! I AM NOT A GAY!" shouts Joe.
The Devil shakes his head and laughs, "Your gonna HATE Fridays then."
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