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John was talking to his fiancée, Rebecca, and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?"
To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
"Really?" he said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm'."
John was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."
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- Damn Cat A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their...
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The Fart Football An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points... -
The Loyal Wife! There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money... -
The Finest Archer A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack...