A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl...
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Little Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes...
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a Box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his last date had cost...
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, Mom...
Little Johnny was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything-tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short everything that they could think of. Finally...
Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
Student: Facebooking
T: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?...
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
"How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher...
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said...
Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God made you, Grandpa?"
"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.
A few minutes later...