Clean Jokes

The nursing student, on her first rotation in the ICU, had to give a patient a full bed bath. She had never given one before and was terribly nervous about it. To make matters worse, the patient was...

Harris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman...

While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students.
"As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia...

A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend...

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber.
The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did some mysterious plumber-type things for a while...

A young woman arrived to her doctor with black and blue signs of beating. Doctor, "What happened?"
Woman, "Doctor, I do not know what to do...

With the introduction of Viagra in response a perennial male problem, a reputed pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance...

A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation.
The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for some tablets to be taken...

When some doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at a hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it...

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The nurse told him to have a seat in the examination room and that the doctor would be with him in just...