Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains...
An airbus with 346 passengers on board met with technical problems and as the message was flashed to the passengers, they started screaming with fear. The Captain said, "Don`t panic. I want to ask you...
"Sister Ann, aren`t you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach. "Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It`s just...
The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate an occasion with a `little` stowed away rum. Unfortunately he got drunk and was still drunk the next morning. The captain saw him drunk and when the first mate...
A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen. "Ma`am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the lot of the fresh salmon...
Q: Tell us about yourself ?
A: Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.
Q: What challenges you faced in your earlier job...
Archimedes`s mother: "Didn`t you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???"
Thomas Edison`s mother: Of course I am proud that you invented...
Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns...
A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I`m sorry to bother you, but could you address this postcard for me...
I have recently made one of the biggest mistakes in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not...