Subah Subah Jeeto Ne Santa Se Newspaper Maanga. Santa: Kitni Backward Ho Tum, Duniya Kahan Se Kahan Pahunch Gayi Aur Tum Newspaper Maang Rahi Ho?? Ye Mera TAB Le Lo. Jeeto Ne Tab Liya Aur...
They opened a Starbucks in Hyderabad.
Waiter: Kya Hona.
Customer: Latte ?
Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo.
Customer: Waiter...
A man got a call from unknown number.
Girl: Hi, are you single???
Man: Yes, but who are you ???
Ans: Your wife.... Aaj Ghar Aana Tab Bataoungi...
Gabbar Singh was a MANAGEMENT GURU as is reflected in some of the timeless management lessons he delivered thru the movie Sholay.
1. Jo Darr Gaya Samjho...
Mom: Beta where are you now? It`s 1.00 AM na Beta, come home fast!
Son: Who`s This ???
Mom: Arre O Murde!! Zaleel Kaha Hai Re Ttu? Itti Raat ho Gayi Na, Kidar Mara...
Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Hahaha.
Girl: I Miss You I Miss You.
Boy: Hahahahaha...
Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bbhi...
Alia Bhatt: Hey dad, what`s the plan for weekend ?
Mahesh Bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
Alia Bhatt: Hey, first Part Kab Release Hua Tha?
Mahesh Bhatt: Jaa Meri Maa...
A Boy to his girlfriend: Hey!!! New Laptop?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Even I`ve got a new one.
Girl: Oh really!!! Which one?
Boy: Dell Inspiron 14 5000, 14 inch touch screen...
Mele Mein Announcement Hui: Ek Bachcha Mila Hai, JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaayein.
Santa Bheed Se Chillata Hua Aaya...
Class Ke Dauraan Ek Ladke Ne Apna Facebook Account khola Aur Status Update Kia: I am using fb in Class...