Santa Quickies
Subah Subah Jeeto Ne Santa Se Newspaper Maanga. Santa: Kitni Backward Ho Tum, Duniya Kahan Se Kahan Pahunch Gayi Aur Tum Newspaper Maang Rahi Ho?? Ye Mera TAB Le Lo. Jeeto Ne Tab Liya Aur...
Starbucks in Hyderabad
They opened a Starbucks in Hyderabad.
Waiter: Kya Hona.
Customer: Latte ?
Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo.
Customer: Waiter...
Single or Married ?
A man got a call from unknown number.
Girl: Hi, are you single???
Man: Yes, but who are you ???
Ans: Your wife.... Aaj Ghar Aana Tab Bataoungi...
Management Lessons from Gabbar Singh
Gabbar Singh was a MANAGEMENT GURU as is reflected in some of the timeless management lessons he delivered thru the movie Sholay.
1. Jo Darr Gaya Samjho...
Hyderabadi Mother...
Mom: Beta where are you now? It`s 1.00 AM na Beta, come home fast!
Son: Who`s This ???
Mom: Arre O Murde!! Zaleel Kaha Hai Re Ttu? Itti Raat ho Gayi Na, Kidar Mara...
Don't Mess With Your Girlfriend
Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Hahaha.
Girl: I Miss You I Miss You.
Boy: Hahahahaha...
Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bbhi...
Alia Ke Kisse
Alia Bhatt: Hey dad, what`s the plan for weekend ?
Mahesh Bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
Alia Bhatt: Hey, first Part Kab Release Hua Tha?
Mahesh Bhatt: Jaa Meri Maa...
Awesome Girlfriends
A Boy to his girlfriend: Hey!!! New Laptop?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Even I`ve got a new one.
Girl: Oh really!!! Which one?
Boy: Dell Inspiron 14 5000, 14 inch touch screen...
Awesome Santa
Mele Mein Announcement Hui: Ek Bachcha Mila Hai, JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaayein.
Santa Bheed Se Chillata Hua Aaya...
Facebook Ka Kamaal!!!
Class Ke Dauraan Ek Ladke Ne Apna Facebook Account khola Aur Status Update Kia: I am using fb in Class...