Patni Ne Apne Maike Se Pati Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha: Kaise Ho ???
Pati: Theek-Theek Hun Jaanu. Tum Batao, Tum Kaisi Ho?
Patni: Main Bhi Theek Hun...
Murgiyon Ke Farm Mein Inspection Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya.
Inspector: Tum In Murgiyon Ko Kya Khilate Ho?
Pehla Aadmi: Janaab Bajra...
Santa Aur Uski Biwi, Jeeto, So Rahe The. Raat Ko Takreeban 2 Baje Jeeto Ke Mobile Par Message Ki Tone Baji. Santa Chaunk Kar Uthta Hai Aur Mobile Pe Messagae Check....
Apni Sharaab Kee Lat se pareshaan Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.
Santa: Doctor Sahab.... Meri Sharaab Chhudaao !
Doctor: Roz Kitni Peete...
Chitrgupt Bohut Pareshaan The Aurr Brahma Ji Se Bole: Hey Prabhu Ye Karvachauth Ke Vratt Se 7 Janam Tak Ek Hi Pati Milne Wali Yojna Band Kar Dijiye....
Pati: Priye, Kal Subah Kya Tum Mere Saath Yoga Class Chalna Pasand Karogi?
Patni: Tum Kehna Kya Chahte Ho, Main Kya Moti Ho Gayi Hoon?
Pati: Koi Baat Nahin, Ichcha...
Ek Sharaabi ek Pahunche Huye BABA Ke Aashram Mein Gaya.
Sharaabi: Maharaj, Main Aapki Sharan Mein Aaya Hun.... Mujh Per Kripa Kijiye.
Baba: Kya Baat Hai Beta...
Doctor Raat Ko 3 Baje Toilet Jaane Ke Liye Utha Toh Usne Dekha Ki Toilet Puri Tarah Se Block Ho Gaya Hai.
Usne Apni Biwi Se Kaha: Mai Abhi Plumber Ko Bulata Hun...
Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Ek Party Mein Gaya. Thodi Der Ke Baad Wife Ne Dekha Ki Santa Ek Sundar Si Lady Se Bahut Ghul-Milkar, Haste Hue Baatein Kar Rahaa Thaa. Wife Ne Dheere...
Boy: Mom Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Banaya Hai...
Mom: Baigan Ki Sabji...
Boy: Kya Mom!!!! Phir Baigan Ki Sabji? Aapko Toh Pata Hai Ki Mujhe Baigan Bilkul Achche...