Clean Jokes

Biwi Ne Apne Naye Naye Shohar Ka Mobile Dekha. Us Tharki Ne Phone Book Main Ladkiyon Ke Naam Yun Save The:
Padosan Ki Bachchi...

Husbund & Wife Ek Hi Plate Mein Pani Puri Kha Rahe The, 1 Dusre Ki Aankhon mMein Aankhe Daal Ke.
Husband, Pyar Se: Aaise Kya Dekh Rahi Ho...

Ek Din Khuda Ne Mujhse Kaha: Mat Kar Intezar Uska, Is Janam Mein Uska Milna Mushkil Hai.
Maine Bhi Keh Diya: Lene De Maza Intezar Ka, Agle Janam...

Jija Aur Saali Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Rahe The.
Sali: Jija ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phayda Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karoge...

Wife: Jaanu, Kaash Aap Message Hote, Main Aapko Save Karti Aur Jab Dil Chahta Ta Padh Leti.
Husband: Kanjoos Hee Rahiyo, Save Hee Karke Rakhiyo,

Ek Baar Banta Mandir Gaya Aur Haath Jodkar Bahgwaan Se Prarthana Karta Hai: Hey Prabhu ! Aaj Maine Lottery Daali Hai, Meri Aapse Dua Hai Ki Please Aaj Meri Meri Lottery...

Top Replies by Teachers if they don`t know the answers:
1) I think the question is wrong.
2) I`ll tell you tomorrow.
3) Don`t ask such foolish....

Sanjay Dutt: Jailer Sahab, Mujhe Phir Se Baapu Dikh Rela Hai!
Jailer: Kidhar?
Sanjay Dutt: Wo Udhar, Dhoti Mein.
Jailer: Abe...

Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan
Kuch Time Baad Phir...

Boy: I Love You!
Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Gal: Jaa Pagle, Nahi Kehti...