Husband & Wife Humour
Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!
Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
Pati: Maaf Karna Bhai...
Suicide... Suicide...
Ek Wife Ne Subah Uthte Hi Apne Pati Ko Pankhe Se Rassi Baandhte Dekha, Toh Ghabrakar Pucha: Arey, Yeh Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho???
Husband Ne Dukhi Swar Mein...
Pati, Patni Aur Patient...
Patient: Doctor Sahab, Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Pairon Par Ek Aurat Ne Gaadi Chadha Di.
Doctor Ne Usko Achche Se Check Kiya, Aur Paaya Ki Bahut Hi Mamuli Si Chot Hai...
Knee Pain Remedy for Women!!!
Banta: Bhai Santa ! Tumhari Biwi Ka Ghutne Ka Dard Theek Hua Yaa Nahi ?
Santa: Haan Yaar Doctor Ko Dikhaate Hee Theek Ho Gaya !
Banta (Hairani se): Achchha ! Kaunsi Dawa...
Preparing for Guests
Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi.
Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya...
Drunken Driving
Santa Aur Banta Daaru Pee Ke ghar Jaa Rahe The. Tabhi Santa Chillya: Oye Banta, Deewar... Abe Saamne Dekh Deewar Hai.... Marwayega Kya, Oye! Kar Kya Raha Hai Yaar....
Husband-Wife Funnies
Hubby Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne Pucha: Kya Gift Chahiye Tumhe???
Hubby: Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo Aur Mera Kehna Maano... Bas Yahi kaafi hai.
Wife, Kuch Der...
Marriage Humor
A very effective Dhamki by wife in new style: Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge... Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal, Jabong...
Banta in a Job Hunt
Banta Ek Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya. Vaise Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka...
The Frozen Fart
3 Bachchey Apne Apne Shehar Ki Sardi Pe Bahas Kar Rahe The. 1st: Humare Yahan Itni Sardi Parti Hai Ki Jab Hum Subah Nalka Kholte Hain Toh Pani Ki Jagah Baraf Nikalti Hai..