Married Life
Pyaar + Kkhayal = Maa.
Pyaar + Dar = Papa.
Pyaar + Saath = Behan.
Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai...
Wines and Spirits Offers
I found a Leaflet in newspaper this morning which read:
ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!
My wife insisted I make a call...
Ladies Through the Years
Ladies of 1970s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.
Ladies of 1980s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee...
Marriage Jokes
Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always angry?
God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you make them Wife...
Wife Ki Nazar Se Duniya Dekho
World Ka Sabse Perfect Aadmi - Uske Papa.
World Ki Sabse Pyari Aurat - Uski Mummy ji.
World Ki Sabse Akalmand Aurat...
Dharam Patni
Dharam Pita... not real father.
Dharam Maa... not real mother.
Dharam Putra... not real son....
Sunnny Leone in a Sabzi Market
Sunny Leone: Mujhe Koi aisi Sabzi Do Jiske 7 Phaayde Hon !
Sabziwaala: Ye Lo Madam Gajar !!!
1. Pasand Aaye Toh Aloo Matar Ke Saath Paka Lena...
Khuskhi Ka Ilaaj
Sardiyo Mein Skin Khushk Ho Jaye To Pani Mein Haldi Aur Zara Sa Milk Powder Daal Kar Ubal Lein.
Thanda Ho Jaye To 1/2 Cup...
Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas
3 Idiots Part 2
Rancho: Smiling
Teacher: Aap Muskura Kyon Rahe Ho?
Rancho: Bahut Dino Se...
Stop Barking!
Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi.
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya...