Malik Aur Murghiyan
`Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga...`
Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya...
I Love you!
In sab ko ek-ek msg dia giya k apne apne SHOHRON ko send karen...
"I LOVE YOU "
To Inke shohron ke jawab kuch youn aaye...
Ghalib's Date
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date par bulaya, wo late aayi....
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Arz hai....
What's Baba ji Ka Thullu?
Girlfriend: Babaji Ka Thullu is trending. What does it means?
Boyfriend: It`s `Nothing`
Girlfriend: Why? Tell me na... please...
Onion Prices!
Is mehengai ke jamane mein yeh joke nahi Sachaai lagti hai...
Jeeto: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye!
Santa (Excited ): Arre wah...
Soap Affair
Ek REXONA naam ki ladki thi.
Jiske Mammi Papa ka naam DAYNA or CINTHOL tha.
Ek MARGO naam ka ladka jo REXONA ko pyaar karta tha aur...
Sabki Pasand Nirma
Washing powder Nirma....
Washing powder Nirma....
Doodh si safedi Nirma se Aaye...
Defective Laptop!
Ek ladki ne new laptop liya...
Sham ko, gusse mein bhadkti hui, vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli: Ye lappy bekar hai, ismein purane PC...
I'm the Best!
I m the best. I can prove it.
I can put Coffee in coffee cup...
Visiting Charges!
Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap??
Doctor: 300 rupees.
Santa: Theek hai doctor ji...