Clean Jokes



Santa's Railway Interview..

Interviewer: Agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi toh kya karoge?
Santa: Jee, red light dikhaunga...

Military Genealogy!!!

Subedaar Deedar singh from the armoured corps had one desire that he has a stable of boys who would all join his regiment and get that honour for him and the family just like he had done....

Unsecured Connection!

Ek ladki roz jab college se ghar ati to ek ladke ko apne ghar ke bahar khada dekhti.
Aisa roz hota tha, even pura 1 saal beet gaya. Aur wo ladka roz us ko apne ghar ke samne nazar aata...

Dangerous Dosti!

Main ghar late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: "Where were you?"
Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha."
Dad ne Mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko...

The Real Lover!

Once 3 boys proposed the same girl!
1st: Main tumhare liye apni jaan bhi de sakta hun.
Girl: Woh toh sab kehte hain...

Wild Life Photography

Jeeto, ek dum khush ho ke: Kya baat hai Jee, aaj toh meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche ja rahe ho?
Santa: Bas aise hi...

Swarg ki Entry

1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do...

Lawaris Bandar!

Banta ko ek Lawaris bandar Mila. Woh us bandar ko Police Station le gaya aur pucha ki iska kya karun?
Inspector ne kaha Isko Zoo le jao.
Next day Inspector ne Banta ko...

Baba Ji Ka Thullu!

Gutthi - Cricket
Cricket - Match
Match - Team
Team - India
India - Australia....

Let there be light

Ek gaon me bijli aane waali thi. Wahan ke sabhi log khush the...
Bijli aane ki khushi mein log jhum rahe the, gaa rahe the, celebrations chal rahi thi...

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