Busy Husband!
Wife calls hubby...
Wife: Hello, kahan per ho, kyaya kar rahe ho?
Hubby: O yaar, kuch mat pucho, bura haal hai.
Upset Girlfriend
A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.
He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses his girlfriend to ask the answer....
Please Take Care of Yourself
Husband: Dubai ja raha hun...
Wife: Mere liye jewellery lana...
Who Started It?
Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagda hua toh Jeeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya, "Maa mera un se jhagda ho gaya hai. Main 1 month k liye aap ke paas aa rahi...
Wife!!!
Pehle main bahut dukhi rehta tha. Hamesha rota rehta tha. Mujhse kaam nahin ho pata tha. Gharwalon ke taane sun ke ro diya karta tha. Phir maine is naye product ke baare mein suna, jiska naam tha...
Premature Birth???
Banta ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Banta: Ye hamara bachcha 3 mahine baad kaise ho gaya? Aur logon ka toh 9 mahine baad hota hai...
Anger Management!
1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bahut gussa karti hai.
2nd Friend: ehle meri biwi bhi kaafi gussa kiya karti thi par ab bikul nahin karti....
Types of Moms!
Aalsi Mummy
"EK baat tumhe kitni bar batani padhti hai?"
Dhamkane Waali Mummy
"Aane do papa ko...
Not a Bad Mother-In-Law
Husban and wife mein jhagda ho raha tha...
Biwi: Kaash main apni maa ki baat maan leti aur tum se shaadi na karti...
The Proper Procedure
Customer (ek ladki): Agar mein aaj cheque jama karun toh wo kab clear hoga?
Clerk: Kam se kam 3 din lagenge madam.
Ladki: Dono bank amne-samne toh hain...