Guess What...
Ek Larki interview dene gayi.
Boss: Batao wo kaunsi cheez hai jis ke 2 tyres hotey hain ??
Larki: Bike...
Snakes and 'Fun'!
Chhote: Abe dukhi kyun hain?
Bade: Kuchh nahi yaar, pak raha hoon, bore ho gaya.
Chhote: Hmmmm, tujhe pata hai ek jaanwar hamesha maje mein rehta hai...
Talking Parrot!
Boy went to buy a talking parrot!
Boy: Main kaisa lagta hoon...
Tough Examiner!
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper bahut tough tha. Examiner hall mein lagataar chakkar kat raha tha aur cheating nahi karne de raha tha. Pappu ne ek chit mei kuch likha...
Wrong Number!!!
Ek aurat chappal ki dukaan pe.
Aurat: Bhaiya, ek chappal dikhao?
Dukandaar: Number kya hai...
Qualities of Indians...
Some interesting facts about Indians...
1. Jab shampoo ki bottle khatam ho jaaye to usme paani daalo ek baar aur use karlo...
Men are very Kind...
Men are very Kind and Women are very Selfish!
Wanna Proof??
Most women don`t like to help unknown men; But all men are ready anytime to help unknown women...
She's Pregnant!
Kanjoos baap k bete ne kaha: Papa meri girfriend pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.
Kanjoos baap ne khamoshi se paise de diye...
No More War!
Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chalraha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.
Raavan: Chal yaar bye.
Ram: Kya hua...
Akashwani
Banta TRAIN mein chadne laga tab akashwani hui: Is mein mat chad yeh patri se utar jayegi.
Jab Banta PLANE mein chadne laga...