Nice Dress!
A girl come in class wearing new sandals.
A boy comments: Chappal achhi hai.
Girl, gusse mein...
Pappu's Aim in Life!
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Pappu: Shaadi.
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Pappu: Dulha Banunga...
Unknown Caller!
A man got a call from unknown number...
Caller: Hi, are you single ???
Man: Yes, but who are you...
The Ecstatic Rabbit
Cheetah cigarette ka kash lagane hi waala tha ki achanak khargosh wahan aaya aur bola...
Blocked...
Aaj kal ki ladkiyan choti choti baat pe chat account block kar deti hain... Few examples:
Boy: What`s your Name??
Girl: Palak and you...
Strike a Pose!
Photographer studio mein 6 saal ke bachche se bolta hai: Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega.
Bachcha: Focus adjust kar, Jhallon wali baatein mat karo....
Children Allowance
Banta ke 4 bachche the. Government ne elaan kiya: Jiske 5 bachche honge usey Rs 2000/ mahina diya jayega...
Banta ne apni biwi se kaha...
SOS Call...
Pappu ne live Radio Station call ki: Hello... Ji Ye Radio Station Hai ?
RJ: Ji Haan.
Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar...
Sabse bada kaun?
Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha, "Mandir Bada...
Funny Translation
Santa english me fail hogya translation ki wajah se...;
1. Mein ek aam admi hun...