Clean Jokes



Overspeeding!

Traffic police chalaan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol?
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...
Police: Naam Bol...

Santa and Maggi!

Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:
Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge?

Guys vs Gals!

Ladka izhar-e-mohabat kary to ladki k ye 5 jawab ho saktay hain:
1) No...
2) Yes...
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun...
4) I m engaged...

Santa & Banta vs Viswanathan Anand

Santa and Banta were playing chess...
(joke doesn`t end here).
Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai...

Facebook Freak!

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Facebooking Karunga !!
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge...

Kahan, Kyun, Kiske Saath?

COLUMBUS agar married hota to America kabhi discover nahi kar pata. Kyunki tab us se poocha jata...

Question Paper

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya...
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye...

Things to learn From Shah Rukh Khan movies

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai: DOST SE PYAAR...
Mohabattein: Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR...

English and Hindi always Contradict

English and Hindi always Contradict...
English: The sooner the better...
Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka...

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