| Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes. Wife: Why? Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed. Wife: Okay, I have taken off my clothes. Gujarati Patel: Nice sweetie. Also your bra and panty? Remove them also. Wife: Oh no, I am not in the mood. Gujarati Patel: Just remove your panty and bra. Don't tell me your "not in the mood" story. Wife: Okay, they are off. What next? Gujarati Patel: Sit down and help me count my money. Every time you do that with your clothes on, some cash goes missing... |
| A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker, who had managed to fly across the ocean to Hawaii, were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker led him to a tree that no woodpecker could peck! The Californian woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The Californian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. So after flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home. |
| Geraldine Aunty took her new daughter-in-law to buy a pair of sandals from the Mapusa Market. The shopkeeper first cleaned her feet with sanitizer. Then washed it with soap, wiped with towel, then gave her sandals to try out. They selected a pair, paid and started to leave. The shop keeper, asked her, "Do you need anything else?" Aunty said, "She wanted to buy bra's and some panties, but after seeing your service, I have changed my mind." |
| One day, the vagina escaped from her normal location address and decided to take a walk around the whole body. She first came across the kidneys and asked, "Who are you?" The kidney answered, "I am the kidney. I remove waste products from the blood and regulate the water fluid level." "I salute you," she said and moved forward. She moved on and came across the liver and asked, "Who are you?" The liver replied, "I am the Liver. I detoxify chemicals and metabolise drugs and make proteins important for blood clotting." "I salute you," she said and then moved on and finally came across the heart. She asked the same question, "Who are you?" The heart replied, "I am the Heart." The vagina then screamed, "Ahaaaa! You are the bastard that I have been looking for." The heart was amazed and asked, "But why are you so mad at me"" The vagina replied, "You are the one that goes around apparently falling in love with men. And each time you fall in love, I am the one that gets fucked!!!" |