| At a Parsi wedding at Allbless Baug, everyone got drunk. The bride's & groom's families wrecked the new reception hall fighting with each other. The police had to break up the fighting. The next week, both families were in Mumbai High court. The judge Soli Dorabji asked, "All right now, what happened?" Firdaus Rohinton Pavri said, "Sahebji, I was the best man. I should explain what happened." "Go ahead, Firdaus. Take the stand." He explained, "Per tradition, the best man got the first dance with the bride Freney. After I finished my first dance, the music kept playing, so I danced a second song & then the music kept going some more, so I danced a third song. All of a sudden, the groom Rustom leapt over the table, ran to us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick, right between her legs! "The shocked judge said, "By God, that must have hurt!" "Hurt?" replied Firdaus, `madarchod he broke three of my fingers!" |
| One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade." The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted. A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend. He yells, "Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!" |
| Morty arrives home from work and as soon as he sets foot in the house, Sadie is on to him, telling him that their friend Marvin has finally quit smoking. "Imagine that, Morty," she says, "someone who smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years has stopped smoking all of a sudden. Now that's what I call will power - something that you definitely don't have." But Sadie hadn't finished. "And that's not all. I hear that Bernie, that drunken friend of yours, is finally giving up drinking - another example of the kind of will power that you don't have." "OK, Sadie," said Morty, "you want to see will power, do you? Well here's will power. I am going to sleep in the spare room from now on. I am going to prove to you that I won't be affected at all by not sleeping with a woman." Morty keeps to his word. One night, when he had been sleeping alone for a week, there is a knock on his bedroom door. Morty shouts out, "What do you want?" Sadie replies, "Marvin has started smoking again." |
| In a small rural town the local doctor is known for his abrupt bed-side manners. His last appointment for the Friday afternoon shows up a bit late, and he is more agitated than normally. "Yeah, you're late sit down and speak up!" he greets the woman. "Doctor, I'm having difficulty falling pregnant, I've been trying for years and to no success." The doctor doesn't look up and says, "Good get rid of the clothes and go lie on the bed, and be quick about it. I'm in a hurry." So the woman walks over to the bed and as she was undressing she slowly and very unsurely says, "Doctor, I actually would have preferred the baby to be my husband's..." |