| Bill Clinton, when he was the President of the USA, was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being the polite gentleman he is, Bill asked, "Have you seen the Presidential clock yet?" Sally replied, "I haven't even heard of the presidential clock!" Bill then replied, "Well.... let's go to my office, so I can show it to you." Sally was a little taken aback and stated, "With all the problems you've had lately, I don't think we should." Then Bill said, "Ah, it's just a clock.... and I promise I won't try anything." Sally then agrees to go with him. Bill leads her to the Oval Office, shuts and locks the door behind them.... and then drops his pants to the floor. Sally is flabbergasted and says, "Mr. President, that is the Presidential Cock, not the Presidential Clock!" Bill looks at her and says, "Sally, by my definition, if you put two hands and a face on it, it's a Clock." |
| Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes. Wife: Why ? Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed. Wife: Okay I have taken off my clothes. Gujarati Patel: Nice sweetie. Also your bra and panties? Remove them also. Wife: Oh No, I am not in the mood. Gujarati Patel: Just remove your panties and bra. Don't tell me your "not in the mood story"! Wife: Okay they are off. What next? Gujarati Patel: Sit down and help me count my money. Every time you do that with your clothes are on, some cash goes missing. |
| A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation. "Miss Julie," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination." |
| Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well endowed Texas lady. The city slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you $10 for a blow job." The Texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city slicker on the spot. The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah honor!" Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of a woman in Texas!" |