| An 12 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs. she got worried and asked her mummy about the hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called a monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." Next morning at breakfast she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas." |
| Every day a man would walk up to a woman in her office, stand very close to her, inhale a deep breath of air, and say, "Your hair sure smells nice!" After a week of this, she reports him to the Human Resources Department. "I want to file a sexual harassment suit against him." The HR supervisor was puzzled. "I don't get it. How is a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice sexual harassment?" The woman replied, "It's Keith. You know, the midget?" |
| The San Diego Police Department were investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 11th-story office. His voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation for the action but said that her boss had been acting peculiarly ever since she started working for him, a month ago. "After my very first week on the job," she said, "I received a $20 raise. At the end of the 2nd week he called me into his private office, gave me a lovely black nightie, five pairs of nylon stockings and said, 'These are for a beautiful efficient secretary.' "At the end of the third week he gave me a fabulous mink stole. Then, this afternoon, he called me into his private office again, presented me with this fabulous diamond bracelet and asked me if I could consider making love to him and what it would cost. "I told him that I would, and because he had been so nice to me, he could have it for $5, although I was charging all the other boys in the office $10. That's when he jumped out the window." |
| A sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where she hasn't had a good shag for over a year and is considering divorce. After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him when he gets home. When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a go at him, he coos, "Baby, get upstairs to the bedroom." She can't believe it - at last he's going to give her one. They get to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes. "Now darling do a hand-stand against the full length mirror on the wall." "Hmmm," she thinks "KINKY. I like it." She does the handstand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his chin between her legs right on her muff. "The boys down the pub were right," he says, "a Goatee WOULD suit me!" So she closed her legs and broke his jaw. |