| Banta runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says, "What are you doing, Banta? Do you realize you're naked? Shouldn't this be your day off?" Banta calmly explains that he was on a party when suddenly the lights went out. Some voice said, "Gentleman, take off your ties." Somebody turned on the lights again and not a single guy was wearing a tie. The situation repeated - the lights went out, but this time the voice said "Gentleman, strip naked." When the light went back on, the ladies started giggling and clapping their hands because all the guys were naked. The lights went out again and this time the voice said, "Ladies, take your clothes off!" When the light came back on, all the ladies were naked. The same voice said, "Gentleman, now get to work!" "So I grabbed my hat and briefcase and came here, sir." |
| A Frenchwoman took her young daughter to the Louvre. As they stood before a statue of a nude male, the child pointed at its penis and asked, "Mama, what's that?" "Oh, nothing, Cherie." "I want one," said the child. The mother tried to focus her daughter's attention on a more suitable subject, but the little girl persisted. "I want one. I want one like that one," she kept repeating. Finally, her mother said, "If you're a good girl and stop talking about it now, I promise you that when grow up, you will have one." "And if I'm bad?" Her mother sighed. "Then you will have many!" |
| Husband: I must say that you are very pretty to be a waitress. Can I know your name please...? Waitress: That is very nice of you, sir. My name is Isabella. Husband: Nice name...! Wife: Honey, why don't you tell her about the erectile dysfunction that you suffer from? Husband: Right, honey...! I don't know how I forgot my manners. Wife: Happens...! Husband: Isabella, let me introduce you to the erectile dysfunction that I suffer from. This is my wife Julie. |
| Patel: Remove your clothes. Wife: Why Remove my clothes? Patel: Just do and come beside me on the bed. Wife: Okay they are off. Patel: Nice sweetie. What about your bra and panties? Remove them also. Wife: Please I am not in the mood. Patel: Just remove your panties and bra and stop all this your everyday 'not in the mood story'! Wife: Okay they are off. What's next? Patel: I just want you to help me count my money. Every time you help me count the money while your clothes are on, I always find shortages!!! |