A wealthy American tourist checks into an Irish hotel. Upon his arrival the tiny reception area becomes filled with not only suitcases, but golf clubs, golf shoes, golf umbrellas and several boxes of...
One of the women, Mrs. Smith, for over a year, could never carry the water, and would always hit into it, totally psyched out by the presence of the water. Her friend in the group suggested that she might want to see a hypnotherapist to overcome her anxiety near...
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.'Don`t you have at least one other golf ball?', he asked.The other guy replied that...
Tom was a man who knew all there was to know about golf. He knew all the courses, the champions, their scores, as well as the prize money the professionals had won for the past fifty years or more. He had read every book ever published on the game and knew all there was to know about technique, but...
A priest rushed from church one day to keep a golf date. He was halfway down the first fairway, waiting to hit his second shot, when he heard the familiar 'FORE!' and a ball slammed into his back. Soon the golfer who had made the drive was...
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. Theteacher looks at the girl with surprise and says...
A young man who was an avid golfer had a few hours to spare. He figured that if he played quickly, he could squeeze in nine holes before heading home. Just as he was about to tee-off, an elderly gentleman asked if he could accompany him as he, too, was playing alone. The young man agreed. And When they finally...
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that`s in the side that`s in goes out, and when he`s out he comes in and ...
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until...
'Throw the baby down!' shouted the fireman to a woman on top of a blazing building.'I won`t!' she yelled back. 'You might...