| A man, about 80, goes to his doctor for a checkup because he is planning to get married. After congratulations and a clean bill of health, the doctor asks about his fiancee. The old man shows him a photo of a very beautiful, mid-twenties young lady. Thinking his patient might not be able to keep up with the physical stress of married life, he says, "I think you should consider getting a paying guest to keep your wife company while you have your regular naps." The patient agrees. Months later, the doctor bumps into the old man and asks, "How is married life?" The patient says, "Congratulate me, doctor. My wife is pregnant." The doctor congratulates him, and asks, "And did you take my advice about the paying guest?" "I certainly did, doctor. Thank you for that advice." "I see it worked out then," said the doctor, trying hard to hide his smile. "Oh yes, it did. She's pregnant too." |
| The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and attractive female passenger onboard, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous!" "The Captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you before... We have resigned from United Airlines and now This is Air Force One." |
| Pankaj fell in love, Pankaj married, Pankaj divorced, Pankaj Udaas. Sameera went to a parlor, Sameera did her hair, Sameera did her makeup, Sameera Reddy. Kangana hit the ball, Kangana ran for a single, Kangana did not reach the crease, Kangana Ranaut. Hrithik buys bulb, Hrithik puts bulb in socket, Hrithik switches bulb on, Hrithik Roshan. Neil arms weak, Neil joins gym, Neil does chin-ups, Neil Armstrong. Anil mombatti, Anil agarbatti, Anil dhoop, Anil Kapoor. Minisha purchased a cycle, Minisha started riding cycle, Minisha's height increased, Minisha Lamba. William making fruit shake, William took pears, William put them in glass, William Shakespeare Mika went to studio, Mika went to recording room, Mika took the mike, Mika Singh. |
| Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth all died and met in hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Idi Amin calls Uganda, Africa and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Idi Amin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million pounds, so she writes him a check. Finally Ronald Reagan gets his turn and calls USA and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5 dollars. When Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth hears this, they both go ballistic and asks the devil why Ronald Reagan got to call USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Trump took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call. |