| An old Native Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two Government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one Official, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The Official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the Government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Natives were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, Medicine Man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, and all night having sex." Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that." |
| Big Boss contestant Shehnaaz Gill famously said, "Tuadda kutta Tommy, sadda kutta kutta?" and it was remixed later and now it's viral: Saddi Chowmein Chowmein, Tuaddi Chowmein Spaghetti? Sadda Dosa Dosa, Tuaadda Dosa Pancake? Sadda Pear Pear, Tuadda Pear Avocado? Sadde Pappad Pappad, Tuadde Pappad Nachos? Saddi Chutney Chutney, Tuaddi Chutney Dip? Saddi Khichdi Khichdi, Tuaddi Khichdi Risotto? Sadde Momos Momos, Tuadde Momos Dumpling? Sadda Dahi Dahi, Tuadaa Dahi yogurt? Saddi Sauce Sauce, Tuaddi Sauce Ketchup ? Sadda Biskut Biskut, Twadda Biscuit Cookies. |
| In a very exclusive private school near California's Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper-high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each to write an essay about a poor family in the area. One little girl's paper began, "Once upon a time there was a poor family. The father was poor. The mother was poor. The children were poor. The nannies were poor. The pool man was poor. The personal trainer was poor. The gardeners were poor... This was a very poor family!" |
| Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. "Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat." Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appears in front of him. Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder. "I know! I'll have a shower of meat!" Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him. The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs. "I've got it!" he cries. "I want a MEATIER shower!" |